My mother soaked me in neurotoxins and endocrine disruptors as a child
When I was a boy, my mother would literally lock me and my brothers an sisters and me out of the house during the summer, only permitting entrance for lunch,…
When I was a boy, my mother would literally lock me and my brothers an sisters and me out of the house during the summer, only permitting entrance for lunch,…
A reader once accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to salary, my…
I realize that this will apply to a tiny subset of my audience, but I have to put it out there: I can’t stand Slate’s Double X Gabfest. Not that…
If I were an Italian man, I would attempt to put an end to this immediately: An Italian court just ruled that insulting a man by telling him he has…
I’m not sure which part of this column is more stupid: The part where L.G. from Phoenix asks if it is appropriate for her sister to be reading "Fifty Shades…
Yesterday I wrote a post that essentially criticized women for wearing makeup. I knew that I might be stepping into a hornet’s nest with my comments, but I felt strongly…
The Greek, Spanish, Catalan and large print UK versions of MEMOIRS OF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND arrived today. Just three more weeks until the US version hits the bookshelves. While the…
In an effort to hold myself accountable to my yearly goals, I post the progress made at the end of each month. I’ve now passed the halfway point of the…
On an objective, logical, and unbiased level, can we all please agree that it is twisted and bizarre that men spend every moment of their public lives without a spot…