I miss my family.
I’ve been in the theater until 11:00 PM for the last three nights, working with actors and musicians and directors in order to bring our rock opera, The Clowns, from…
My hairdresser and I are not brother and sister. We just don’t like small talk.
As I was getting my hair cut yesterday, my hairdresser, Jen, and I were engaged in a discussion about the dynamics of the typical spousal relationship as it relates to…
I’m not anti-feminist. I just don’t like stupid.
For the record, my persistent use the word "mankind" has nothing to do with my support of the patriarchy. I just think the word "humankind" sounds really, really stupid.
New Year’s Resolutions 2013
The following are my New Years resolutions for 2013. As always, I reserve the right to alter the list for one week after posting. Suggestions are still welcome. 1. Don’t…
My 2012 Christmas haul
For the past three years, I have been cataloging the Christmas gifts that my wife has given me, primarily to demonstrate her extraordinary ability to please with the simplest of…
Resolution update: 2012 in review
The following is the December update and end-of-year review of my 2011 New Year’s resolutions. I am currently in the process of deciding upon my 2013 goals and will post…
My secret wish for 2013 is for Comic Sans
My secret wish for 2013 is for the New York Times to publish an edition entirely in Comic Sans, just so we can watch its more staid, crotchety and snobbish…
This girl does not look three
Sometimes she doesn’t make it to the potty quick enough and sometimes she looks old enough to drive a car.
Mr. Boo
This video was sent to me by Chris Harris, filmmaker who created this short film about an imaginary friend about a few years ago. He recently read MEMOIRS OF AN…
Overdressed or underdressed?
A podcast that I listen to discussed this question: Do you prefer to be overdressed or underdressed? Not surprising to many, I always prefer to be underdressed (even ahead of…
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