I've posted "Never Have I Ever" lists in 2014, 2018, and 2022. Every four years. I'm two years early on posting this next update, but I do so now because…

Favorability ratings of government agencies, as reported by Bedrock Data Solutions: 81% - National Park Service 77% - US Postal Service 74% - NASA 61% - Social Security Administration 56%…

The best pranks combine something a person loves with something they hate. For me, I love Diet Coke. I hate cotton. There's actually a name for my distaste of cotton:…

In answer to a reader's question: "How does a man end up trapped in a shower stall in a women's locker room for nearly four hours?" Here is the answer:…

My flight from Boston to Los Angeles took just over six hours. Diagonally across from me, a young person spent the entire time - all six hours - playing this…

It's the fall of 1984. I'm thirteen years old. It's a Wednesday night, and I'm watching "Charles in Charge," a sitcom starring Scott Baio -  the actor I'd previously seen…

February 15, 2010. Earlier morning. I'm sitting at my desk in my classroom with my principal, Plato. It's our shared birthday. We're talking about celebrating together later that night with…

The lesson I teach my students every day is this: The greatest thing a person can possess in this world is choice. We work hard because we want to have…

Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow. Minister of Culture Musa Dadayev announced the decision to limit all musical, vocal,…

In preparation for the summer, CNN published a list of "Hot dog ideas for your next cookout." The Texas Twist, garnished with cole slaw and barbeque sauce. The Nacho Dog,…