There is nothing wrong with wearing a hat at the table, regardless of what your grandmother taught you. Here’s why.

In response to yesterday’s post about the perfection of my wife and my annoyance with being asked to remove my hat in a restaurant, many readers argued that removing one’s…

Continue ReadingThere is nothing wrong with wearing a hat at the table, regardless of what your grandmother taught you. Here’s why.

The restaurant made me remove my hat, which angered me beyond measure. But it also reminded me of how perfect my wife is. Also, I have already plotted my revenge.

My daughter is a lot like me. She possesses a distinct and often divergent point of view, and she cares little for what others may think of it. When everyone…

Continue ReadingThe restaurant made me remove my hat, which angered me beyond measure. But it also reminded me of how perfect my wife is. Also, I have already plotted my revenge.

I applied AGAIN to BeautifulPeople.com, a social network for only the most beautiful of people. Here are the results of the voting.

As promised, I attempted to gain access to BeautifulPeople.com over the Labor Day weekend, hoping that the members of the social network feel slightly more charitable than the last time…

Continue ReadingI applied AGAIN to BeautifulPeople.com, a social network for only the most beautiful of people. Here are the results of the voting.