Killing a mean teacher with the help of Santa and a pony
Except for the location, date and the gender of the teacher referenced in this newspaper clipping, there have probably been a few students over the years who would’ve written this…
My 2013 Christmas haul
Another Christmas and another outstanding haul of gifts from my amazing wife, who understands me so well. Some people wish for cashmere sweaters, brand new video game systems, stylish watches…
A writer’s worst enemy
The plan was to spend the afternoon in the library, toiling away at the manuscript. But as I was packing the laptop, this was happening, which means that progress on…
The only thing I want for Christmas is a tiny scrap of paper
Yesterday, a friend and I were scheduled to drive a U-Haul to my in-laws’ home in the Berkshires to pick up some furniture for my living room. An hour before…
I have a lot of jobs. I have a lot of jobs that I still want. And I have a lot of occupations that I wish to pursue. Here is my 2014 list.
I wear many hats. I do many things. I collect many occupations. At the moment, my list of jobs for which I am paid include: teacher tutor author wedding DJ…
My 3 completely biased, overly judgmental and fully valid rules of selfies
Try to avoid saying the word selfie aloud. You will always sound at least a little dumb when doing so. Even writing the word makes you sound a little stupid.…
Unfair assumption #18: Not every girl-kissing-girl moment is equal
People who prefer Katie Perry’s “I Kiss a Girl” to Jill Solble’s “I Kissed a Girl” have clearly lost their minds.
Contender for best golf shot of the year
The thing about this unbelievable golf shot is that my friends would call me an idiot for ever attempting such a shot. But here is a professional golfer, making it…
Bigots are better than naked priests
Methodist minister Frank Schaefer was defrocked on Thursday for violating church law by presiding at his son’s same-sex wedding. Obviously the Methodist Church sucks for doing this. But in addition…
Future scientist? Or future member of Metallica?
There are two possibilities here: 1. He is studying the gravitational and centrifugal forces that cause the plate to wobble and fall similar to the way a scientist might study…
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