The average husband would choose the cash and time over well appointed fingernails.
I’m not criticizing the value of a manicure or pedicure. At least not at the moment. If a manicure or pedicure makes a person happy, that’s a wonderful thing. I’m…
What the hell is going on in Kansas?
Kansas state representative Gail Finney has proposed a bill that defines acceptable forms of corporal punishment in both schools and home as “up to ten forceful applications in succession of…
Everything happens for a reason, especially when your life is good.
When I hear someone say that "everything happens for a reason," I remind them that they might find this to be a less plausible premise if they had been sold…
Advertising goes both ways.
My daughter didn’t see a commercial until she was almost three years old. Though we thought this moratorium was a good idea, it turns out that she is now completely…
The world is rapidly leaving the bigots behind
When an arena of Missouri sports fans gives an openly gay football player a standing ovation, the world is getting decidedly smaller for the bigots of the world.
Food allergy skeptics suck.
A Boston Globe piece entitled Skeptics add to food allergy burden for parents describes the challenges that parents of food allergic children face when closed-minded morons accuse a parent of…
Dumb people help make dreams come true
A survey, conducted by the National Science Foundation, found that 1 in 4 Americans believe that the sun revolves around the Earth. Also, less than half of Americans know that…
“Nonplussed” is going down.
It’s such a stupid word. It’s definition is “not surprised,” but we all know that it’s supposed to mean the opposite. So stupid. In protest of this stupid word, I…
The best words ever spoken to me. Ever.
She crawled into my lap, kissed me on the cheek and said, “I love you. And I love to hug you. And I love to play with you. And sometimes…
The shouting is amusing, but it’s the makeup that bothers the hell out of me
This video is terrible. I realize it’s only curling, but it’s an Olympic sport. These are Olympic athletes. And some of them are wearing more eye and face makeup…
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