New word: Truché
New word: truché Pronounced troo·ché I can’t recall if I or my friend, Shep, first coined this word, but we use it with each other often, so I’ll give us…
I have a lot of stories to tell. More than you could ever imagine. I suspect that Bill Murray would understand why.
Bill Murray on the Howard Stern show: Howard Stern: "Who teaches you to tell a story? Is it something you are born with?" Bill Murray: "No, I don't think you're…
My possibly petulant “I told you so” climate change Kickstarter idea: I need your feedback. Am I an idiot?
Earlier in the week, I wrote about the sound byte being used by Republicans in response to questions about the existence of climate change: “I’m not a scientist.” Variations of…
My Daddy gnaws on raw pumpkin.
My wife asked our son who he thinks is eating our pumpkin. His response: Daddy. I’ve been accused of crimes that I did not commit before. I’ve even gone to…
I was once homeless, living in my 1992 Toyota Tercel. But that still seemed spacious compared to this apartment.
I have managed to live in some small spaces in my time. For a period of about two years, I shared a former pantry-turned-bedroom off the kitchen in the home…
Seriously badass porcupine
Underdog was an impressive superhero. He spoke in rhyme. He saved Sweet Polly Purebred every week. He was not bothered by collateral damage. He even had a great catchphrase: There's…
She can find her own bed, and it hurt.
My daughter woke up at 4:00 AM this morning. She came into our bedroom and asked for some tissues. After Elysha handed her the box, I asked her if she’d…
Christmas seems to have arrived early this year, and shut the hell up.
I’ve heard a lot of whining, both in person and via social media, but the early onset of Christmas. Santa is already at the mall. Christmas music is playing in…
“I’m not a scientist” is a perfectly acceptable response to climate change questions, as long as you’re willing to acknowledge everything else that you are not.
Republicans who have found the denial of climate change too ridiculous and inconvenient to continue to perpetuate have turned to a new strategy. In response to questions about climate change,…
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