I hate this kid.
As a teacher, it's not often that I say that I hate a kid.In fact, I can't remember a time in my adult life when I really despised a young…
Half years are stupid.
I will never understand why adults count half-years when accounting for time.Yesterday I heard a person asked how long he was at a company. His response:"Eight and a half years."Eight…
Clara’s Mid-Summer Bucket List
A parental suggestion courtesy of my wife: Yesterday, with about half of our summer behind us, Elysha asked our six-year-old daughter to create a bucket list of summertime activities she…
Are you faithful to your spouse? It’s less common than you might think.
Ashley Madison, the online affair facilitator with the slogan, "Life is Short. Have an Affair." was hacked this week. Hackers are threatening to release the personal information of its 37…
A simple solution for Scott Walker’s uncertainty
Republican Presidential candidate Scott Walker says that he doesn't know if being gay is a choice. I have a simple solution to this problem:He could simply ask any one of…
The best marital advice you’ll ever receive (and some thoughts on same sex marriage, too)
She's only six. I hope she can adhere to this advice in 20 years.
Brace yourself for the cutest thing EVER (not one bit of hyperbole)
And if that wasn't enough, we have the extended cut with both verses:
Dentists need to tell stories, or they will end up with people like me in their chairs.
My dentist told me that I should have two of my wisdom teeth extracted. One of them has a cavity, and it's in a spot that is almost impossible to…
The next time you see or hear a story about the British royalty, I suggest this response:
Look, it's a story about Kate Middleton, the possibly American woman married to one of the British princes (I say possibly because I'm not certain of Middleton's nationality and refuse to spend even…
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