A possibly faceitious question about his penis
I took my three year-old son into a porta-potty. He had to go, and we were desperate."Don't touch anything," I warned him as I lifted him onto the seat.He smiled.…
Shortcomings and Flaws: 2015
A reader once accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to my salary,…
Dirt Mountain
With the entire beach - sand and water and toys - available to them, my children are naturally drawn to the thrill of a pile of dirt.
When in Brazil, go see Judy.
I met a person in Brazil named Judy. If you ever travel to Sao Paulo and need a fascinating person to guide you, Judy is the person to hire. She…
Observations from a week in Brazil
Brazil was only the second country outside the United States that I visited, so some of my observations may apply to many other places and probably do. But in terms…
“Hate is a strong word.” It’s also not so strong a word. So let’s stop saying otherwise.
Can we all agree that "Hate is a strong word" is a statement that never needs to be said ever, ever again?First, it's not exactly a new concept. In fact,…
Reading & Writing podcast interview
A while ago, I was interviewed by Jeff Rutherford for his Reading & Writing podcast. It's a 30 minute conversation about my writing process, productivity, and many other things.
Five of my more anomalous wedding anomalies (i.e. strangest clients ever)
I have worked as a DJ at more than 400 weddings over the past 19 years, including:A groom's first and second wedding (different women each time)My ex-girlfriend's weddingMy other ex-girlfriend's…
Slate’s The Gist appearance: Where to Find the Best Stories
My most recent appearance on Slate's The Gist features my secret for finding great stories in your life, and even if you're not a storyteller, for changing your life for…
Lip-syncing made hilarious
I'm not sure who is funnier here; The guy lip-syncing the songs or the annoyed woman sitting beside him. Either way this video brought great joy to my heart.
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