Resolution Update: October 2015
PERSONAL HEALTH1. Don’t die.I didn't even come close to dying last month. 2. Lose 20 pounds.I gained two pounds in October, so now I'm only down ten for the year. Ten…
My daughter’s editorial proclivities bring me such joy for one special reason.
One of the unexpected joys of parenthood is discovering that your child does something that you have done in the past, without any prompting on your part. Recently, I've noticed that…
This might be the worst deal in baseball history. Or at least the most ridiculous.
On the eve of game three of the World Series (in which the Royals lead the Mets two games to none, I wanted to highlight this incredible bit of information…
Hindsight is rarely 20/20, so stop saying otherwise.
We need to stop saying that hindsight is 20/20.If this were true:My friend from high school wouldn't have married a seemingly endless string of deadbeats.The United States military wouldn't continue…
We encourage children to seek truth and knowledge in this world except when it comes to this.
A friend of mine posted this to Twitter a while back.If any religion was real, we'd set kids loose in search of truth rather than trying to indoctrinate them into…
Look what you can do with a full head of hair.
Oh, how I long for the days when I had enough hair to have this level of hat head.Not really, but still, it's cute. Right?
Verbal sparring: “A bad day” is not an excuse to behave badly.
You don't get to treat people poorly because you're having "a bad day."A bad day may cause you to be more emotional or temperamental than normal, but it doesn't mean…
3 petty bits of nonsense that should never bother you (unless you are equally petty)
1. Friends or relatives who name their baby the same name or a similar name as your childYou don't own the name.You didn't invent the name.The name is not a…
Music is not the most important part of my job as a wedding DJ.
Last night I wrapped up my 19th year as a wedding DJ.When we first launched the business back in 1997, I thought that music was going to be the most…
My daughter betrayed me. I’ll say it doesn’t hurt, but truthfully, it hurts a lot.
My daughter - who is in first grade - told her friends at school that I was a DJ.Her friends, most sensibly, were impressed. They made the motion that DJ's…
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