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Protip: If you're using The Bible to justify your opposition to gay marriage, don't forget to treat all adulterers EXACTLY the same way. God makes it abundantly clear that both…
internet at last
On November 23, 2009, I wrote a post arguing that it's stupid that the word "Internet" needs to be capitalized. Seven years later, The Associated Press—purveyor of the AP Stylebook, used by journalists…
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Protip: If you're using The Bible to justify your opposition to gay marriage, please don't forget to stone your local Starbucks barista to death on the Sabbath, too! Numbers 15: 32-36
School mascots are an interesting bunch
The Washington Football Team has chosen a new name: The Commanders When I saw the name, leaked a day before the announcement thanks to a banner hung prematurely in the…
Resolution update: March 2016
PERSONAL HEALTH1. Don’t die.Not even close to dead. 2. Lose 20 pounds.Still seven pounds down. 13 pounds to go. 3. Do at least 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups five days a week.Done.4.…
The secret to great storytelling: Make the big moments incredibly small. Or find your tiny moments and tell just them.
Last night I was fortunate enough to win The Moth's GrandSLAM in Somerville, MA. I told the story of my decision to confess to a crime I did not commit…
Roman creativity when it came to punishing those who murdered their fathers astounds me.
If found guilty of parricide (killing your father) in ancient Rome, you'd be sewn into a leather sack with a viper, a dog, a monkey, and a rooster then flung into…
If you’re using The Bible to support your opposition to same sex marriage and transgender restroom choice, you’re simply obsessed with penises and vaginas.
It's not often that you can cheer on corporations for all the good they do, but on Monday, under increasing pressure from major corporations like Unilever, Disney, Coca-Cola, Home Depot,…
This is what childhood is supposed to look like
My wife was in a doctor's appointment. Charlie asked the friend who was taking care of him if he could climb up the enormous dirt pile at the adjacent construction site.She…
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