In 2013, I applied twice for acceptance to beautifulpeople.com, a social networking site designed specifically for attractive people. Access to beautifulpeople.com is granted only if the members of the network deem…
Yes, Clara and Charlie. your daddy grew up in a time when "flesh" was an actual Crayola color. It's a miracle I survived.
I only wish I could've been there.Also, I'm still waiting for a restaurant chain to hire him as a spokesperson. That "thumbs up" is perfection.
I found this post-it note on my desk today. I have no idea which student wrote it, but he or she is clearly brilliant.
Years ago a reader accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to my…
I went to Brooklyn at the end of August to record a podcast at Slate. Slate moved its offices from a fairly convenient location in Manhattan to a terribly inconvenient location…
One of the most quoted lines from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend is this:“You have to be the bravest person in the world to go out every day, being yourself…
Since I published my first novel in 2009, I have attended well over 100 book club meetings both in person and over Skype with people from all over the world…
Elysha's no dummy. If she's trying to woo me, she knows exactly how to do it.Nothing is sexier than finding Organizing magazine on the kitchen counter.I left her a note.
My daughter, Clara, age seven, at 6:40 AM:"Dad, I want to know what a boll weevil is. It's a beetle. I know that, but I want to know more. I…
