Voicemail

Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal tweeted:

“Hey, this is Matt’s voicemail. Leave a message, and I’ll get back to you years from now when you learn to stop leaving voicemails.”
— Matthew Inman

I’m so very tempted to use it as my outgoing message.

I won’t even have to change the name.

Happily, visual voicemail has eliminated the need to actually listen to a voicemail anymore

Last week, I called a colleague in her classroom, and the voicemail message was from someone who no longer works at our school. When I told her, she said, “Oh, I’ve never used voiemail. I don’t even know how to use it.”

And I thought I was the only one.

In my 27 years of teaching, I don’t recall ever listening to a voicemail. I may have done this in my first couple of years of teaching, but I don’t recall doing so.

I give parents my cell phone number, and that’s that.

I wouldn’t even know how to set up my voicemail.
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Bullets dodged in a career of dodging silly, stupid bullets.

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