Possibly the perfect outgoing voicemail message By Matthew Dicks | April 6, 2016 | Comments Off on Possibly the perfect outgoing voicemail message Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal tweeted this last week: ““Hey, this is Matt’s voicemail. Leave a message and I’ll get back to you years from now when you learn to stop leaving voicemails”” — Matthew Inman I’m so very tempted to use it as my outgoing message. I won’t even have to change the name. Posted in Idea and tagged outgoing message, phone, telephone, voivemail