Five of my more anomalous wedding anomalies (i.e. strangest clients ever)

I have worked as a DJ at more than 400 weddings over the past 19 years, including:

• A groom’s first and second wedding (different women each time)
• My ex-girlfriend’s wedding
• My other ex-girlfriend’s wedding
• My wife’s ex-boyfriend’s wedding
• My ex-wife’s ex-husband’s wedding (where I also served as the minister)