There are so many things wrong with this sign.

The capitalization of Do and Not is terrible. Of course. I despise random and inaccurate capitalization.

The lack of punctuation is forgivable but still annoying as hell.

But it’s the sign’s existence that bothers me the most. Why taint a perfectly good table with a sign asking patrons not to move it and the adjacent furniture? It’s as if the table exists only because of the sign asking that it not be moved.

Why have a table at all?

I would submit that a collection of poorly appointed furniture is far more egregious than this plastic-and-paper monstrosity.

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