I walked into the living room and this is what I saw.
The thoughts that instantly ran through my mind:
- Who the hell does he think he is?
- This dude is a little too relaxed.
- Is this the way a two year-old is supposed to be watching Little Einsteins?
- Who the hell does he think he is?
- My son might already be cooler than me.
- There’s no way in hell that my son is going to ever be cooler to me.
- Who taught him to sit like that?
- Is this what “chillin’ like a villain” looks like?
- Did he arrange that pillow like that or find it that way?
- Who the hell does he think he is?
- Honestly, I could not look as cool as he does sitting like that.
- How did this happen?
- Who the hell does he think he is?