The world is rapidly leaving the bigots behind
When an arena of Missouri sports fans gives an openly gay football player a standing ovation, the world is getting decidedly smaller for the bigots of the world.
Food allergy skeptics suck.
A Boston Globe piece entitled Skeptics add to food allergy burden for parents describes the challenges that parents of food allergic children face when closed-minded morons accuse a parent of…
Dumb people help make dreams come true
A survey, conducted by the National Science Foundation, found that 1 in 4 Americans believe that the sun revolves around the Earth. Also, less than half of Americans know that…
“Nonplussed” is going down.
It’s such a stupid word. It’s definition is “not surprised,” but we all know that it’s supposed to mean the opposite. So stupid. In protest of this stupid word, I…
The best words ever spoken to me. Ever.
She crawled into my lap, kissed me on the cheek and said, “I love you. And I love to hug you. And I love to play with you. And sometimes…
The shouting is amusing, but it’s the makeup that bothers the hell out of me
This video is terrible. I realize it’s only curling, but it’s an Olympic sport. These are Olympic athletes. And some of them are wearing more eye and face makeup…
Fourth greatest compliment ever
I have a list of the three greatest compliments I have ever received. The first was a ridiculous, albeit appreciated, comment about my physical appearance (though the person complimenting me…
I’m not careless. I’m just stupid and preoccupied.
My wife opened the refrigerator yesterday morning and found this: See the problem? She texted me the photo and asked, “Is this the result of your advancing age?” Sadly, she…
Am I really so annoying?
Three things happened to me yesterday: A friend told me that something I said to her was the meanest thing that anyone has ever said to her. Another friend spitefully…
The most amazing door you will ever see
And yet the remarkable functionality of the door is underscored by the designer’s apparent inability to find a floor that doesn’t sound like it’s about to collapse beneath him. The…
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