I have a lot of nerve. I say things that perhaps shouldn’t be said.
On Saturday morning, while waiting in line, a overheard a woman tell a McDonald’s manager that the parking lot wasn’t plowed yet.
In response, I told her that she had forgotten to wear her Captain Obvious cape today.
I’m very defensive of McDonald’s employees.
She stared at me, confused.
The manager didn’t charge me for breakfast.
I’ve done even more nervy thing in the past, but even I don’t think I could pull off this stunt.
