Bed cartography
Everything on this map applies to my bed, except for one thing: The entire situation is reversed. I am the offending party, invading my wife's space. She is the one…
Old people are hilarious.
A couple who have been together for 72 years gives their grandson five keys to a successful relationship. Hilarity ensues.
One-handed typing made possible
A couple days ago, I posted photos of my newborn son holding my hand and thus forcing me into typing one handed. It turns out that there is a company…
I like myself a lot, but if given the choice, I might choose to be Jimmy Fallon instead.
When my wife told me that she has been watching this video three times a day, I was a little concerned. Then I watched it and understood completely.
“Luke, I am your father.”
The book, Darth Vader and Son, was a fine Father’s Day gift in its own right. But this made it the best gift ever:
Dead? Then why not be the firework? And not dead shark chunks.
I have a friend whose funeral plans involve floating her corpse in a boat into Long Island Sound while her friends and family gather on the shore. Once the boat…
You can heretofore refer to me as Lord Matthew J. Dicks if you would like, because I am an actual Lord. Seriously.
It should be hereby known, with all sincerity, what I am a Lord of the Principality of Sealand and can be referred to as such if you would like. Lord…
Stupidest name for a musical instrument ever. Possibly the stupidest name ever.
The recorder is by far the stupidest name ever given to any musical instrument. I don’t care if it was named more than 500 years ago (which it was). It’s…
Grip
My son’s strong grip required me to type with one hand, which slowed the writing process considerably, but it was well worth it.
I want a standing desk, but I’d settle for the the most amazing desk in the history of human civilization as well.
If you’re looking to surprise me with a gift, I have wanted a standing desk for a long time. This one in particular would be excellent. The reason I don’t…
