That is not a chicken, damn it.

In order from right to left, my daughter identified these cardboard cutouts as a ballerina, bones (not bad), a baseball player (close enough for a toddler), a witch and a chicken.

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That is not a chicken. That is not even close to a chicken.

I told her, but she didn’t buy it. I added it to my “I told you so” calendar.

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