Andy Rooney and I have similar thoughts on sleep

Rooney and I are both exceedingly efficient when it comes to sleeping.
We can sleep anywhere, regardless of comfort, and we can fall asleep almost immediately.

Rooney seems to enjoy napping, a practice that I vehemently oppose, but perhaps when I am his age, my tune will change.

But in terms of thoughts on sleep, we agree on three things:

• It’s a terrible shame that most people spend a third of their lives sleeping.
• Anyone who is sleeping more than 8 hours a day is sleeping their life away.
• Most people could probably benefit from a little less sleep and a little more life.