Save the planet. Sit your ass down.
My good friend, Charles, has often argued about the dangers of over-populating on the planet. He believes in a two child per couple limit, reasoning that human beings should only…
Meanest comments of the year
Occasionally, while on book tour, I find myself saying mean things to audience members. I know. Probably not a good idea, but sometimes I can’t help it. My two meanest…
House tours
I promise to never, ever force a house tour upon any of you. If you would like to see my house, I’d be more than happy to show you around.…
