I don’t understand these people who enjoy people-watching.
Are these lunatics trying to tell me that they like to spend their time watching unattractive and ordinary people walk through airports, eat cheeseburgers, read newspapers, and shop for deodorant?
Really?
How does anyone’s life reach such pathetic depths as to have nothing better to do?
Read a book, for God’s sake. Listen to the latest Regina Spektor album. Surf the Web. Go to a movie or watch an episode of The Office. Play solitaire or go bowling or hit a few golf balls at the range.
Anything.
Anything has to be better than sitting on a bench, watching other people exist.
