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One of my less pleasing attributes is the absence of a neck. My head sits atop my shoulders. I once had a conversation with a coworker that went like this:…
One of my less pleasing attributes is the absence of a neck. My head sits atop my shoulders. I once had a conversation with a coworker that went like this:…
A friend of mine, a Book of the Month Club member, sent me the pages from last month’s magazine that included Something Missing. I’m in the middle of reading Pride…
In college, I wrote many short stories. Most are not well written, but I have a couple that are good and one that I like very much. I’ve been thinking…
I’m debating over the multiple careers of protagonist Wyatt Mason in The Chicken Shack. Wyatt, owner of The Chicken Shack, is a part-time English teacher at a local community college,…
I recently spent some time flipping through my baby book. It’s been quite enlightening. The best part about the baby book is that it was written by my mother, who…
Stephen King, in On Writing, writes: "If you expect to succeed as a writer, rudeness should be the second to least of your concerns. The least of all: Polite society…
I haven’t used cursive in years. Even my signature can hardly be called cursive. It’s more of an indecipherable scrawl. Other than the years I spent instructing my students in…
The late William Safire drafted a speech for President Nixon to read in case the Apollo 11 Astronauts became stranded on the moon. It’s a great speech. Truly great. But…
The New Yorker offered me a 250% discount on a year's subscription, citing me as a "professional." Having ideas for stories I would like to publish in the magazine someday…
Unexpectedly, Milo has entered the copyediting stage of production, in which some clever editor with a keen understanding of the English language, an outstanding eye for detail, and an unbiased…