After almost getting my wife nothing on Mother’s Day, it turns out that I gave her a lot. The list is extraordinary.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms of the world, and especially my wife, Elysha, the best mother I have ever known. Please remember, mothers, that Mother's Day has an apostrophe,…

Continue ReadingAfter almost getting my wife nothing on Mother’s Day, it turns out that I gave her a lot. The list is extraordinary.

My son cracked his head open with a lamp. My wife’s reaction to his head wound was unusual but surprisingly typical.

Our boy pulled a lamp down onto his head last night, necessitating a trip to the emergency room. A little glue and some Steri-Strips, and he was fine. He’ll have…

Continue ReadingMy son cracked his head open with a lamp. My wife’s reaction to his head wound was unusual but surprisingly typical.