I don’t have T-rex arms, but if I did, it would be for a very good reason.
One of my friends famously described me as a "neckless stump with legs for arms."This wasn't nice, but when I use that description onstage to describe myself, it always gets…
“Dinosaurs lived with people” violates the basic human right of not being stupid.
This is an actual science test given to fourth graders in South Carolina. I consider it a human rights violation. Every nine-year-old child has the right to not be stupid.…
Dinosaur wrangler
My favorite part of this picture is how my daughter took immediately control of the situation. If the dinosaurs come back they would… “What would they do? Hell no. I’d…
Paleontologist extraordinaire
My daughter is slowly developing into an honest-to-goodness dinosaur expert.