Posts Tagged ‘bacon’
The world’s first decent veggie burger. Not really because it’s still a veggie burger, but better.
I discovered that my school serves a veggie burger with bacon. It may sound counterintuitive, but unless you are eating a veggie burger because you are someone who doesn’t eat meat for ethical reasons, this makes so much sense. A healthier burger option, made more palatable by a slice or two of bacon. It still…
Read MoreSomeone actually ruined bacon.
My five year-old daughter is a self-selected vegetarian, except that she eats bacon. This is understandable, I think. Bacon is good. My friend, Tony, makes chicken wrapped in bacon for our tailgate parties, but when he runs out of chicken, he finishes off by bacon wrapped in bacon, which is my favorite. It seemed impossible…
Read MoreBacon: The perfect Hanukkah treat
Our first night of Hanukkah dinner was a delicious grilled cheese, apple and bacon sandwich. As my daughter chomped on a slice of bacon (the only meat that she eats), she said, “Bacon is perfect for Hanukkah, Daddy. Don’t you think?” I’m not Jewish, but even I know that there’s something wrong with that statement.
Read MoreThe bacon coffin. Also real.
From the same company that produced bacon shaving cream comes the bacon coffin. At $2,999.99, it actually seems like a bargain.
Read MoreThe smell of breakfast whilst you shave
I’m not sure which I like better: The product or the ad copy. The product is bacon shaving cream. While plain old soap typically does the job for me, I could get behind this idea. But the ad copy might be even better. Every paragraph contains a sincerely selling point wrapped in a joke that…
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