In case you didn’t hear:
One Million Moms – an organization populated by a group of hateful, stupid bigots – successfully protested the Hallmark channel’s airing of a Zola ad featuring a wedding between two women, claiming that…
Actually, never mind. It’s not important what their rationale was. I’m sure you can imagine their level of abject stupidity for yourself. Just imagine a bunch of bigots – probably a lot less than a million – who don’t think women should be allowed to get married or kiss or hold hands in public.
Their reasoning is irrelevant. They are horrible, hateful, ignoramuses.
But despite their stupidity, they did manage to get the ad pulled from the network. Happily, the backlash over the Hallmark channel’s cowardly, stupid decision was greater than the One Million Moms bigoted tirade, so three days later, the Hallmark channel rightfully reinstated the commercial.
All of this sent me to onemillionmoms.com to see what these lunatics were all about.
Apparently, it’s a bunch of bigots who are angry about things not going their way.
Their current campaigns include::
Protesting the Hallmark channel over the reinstatement of the aforementioned ad
Protesting the Hallmark channel’s recent announcement that they are now open to LGBYQ films (welcome to the future, Hallmark channel…)
Chick-Fil-A’s recent decision to stop supporting ant-LGBTQ organizations (it’s about damn time)
A proposed show on the CW network called Good Christian Bitches
An amusing Hotels.com ad referencing condoms
Kellogg’s use of cereal mascots to push the LGBTQ agenda (the cereal brand’s famous mascots are promoting their individual cereals packaged together in a purple box with rainbow colors)
Thinx, a company that sells period-proof absorbent underwear, launching its new ad campaign titled MENstruation, in an attempt to make everyone, especially men, more comfortable talking about a woman’s menstrual cycle,
Barnes & Noble’s selling of a new parody written by Faye Kanouse entitled “If You Give a Pig the White House” (I’ve already ordered 5 copies)
Disney’s confirmation that there will be a gay couple in the new animated Star Wars Resistance series
Mattel’s line of gender inclusive dolls
Disney’s “blindsiding” of families with a “lesbian scene” in Toy Story 4
This one is especially disgusting. One Million Moms writes:
“At the start of the movie, when Woody’s new owner Bonnie goes for her first day of kindergarten, in the background there is a quick scene where one child is dropped off by two moms. Later, the moms return to pick up their child who gives them a hug. The scene is subtle in order to to desensitize children. But it is obvious that the child has two mothers, and they are parenting together.”
These are bigoted, hateful, backwards monsters.
But here’s the good news:
By all appearances, they are very upset. Quite angry. As the world slowly but decidedly moves in the direction of love and righteousness, they are like the little Dutch boy, sticking his finger in the dike, hoping to plug up the holes as a flood of love and acceptance and morality overwhelms them. They are organizing protests, signing petitions, crying foul at every turn, but they are losing mightily.
They are fighting a losing battle. Wasting their time and energy. Flailing about like fools.
The world has moved far afield of these backwards, immoral morons. They can cling to their ancient, wrongheaded views of sex and sexuality, and they can mount the occasion protest and occasionally score a temporary victory, but we are finished with their nonsense.
But it’s amusing to watch them waste precious time and resources protesting the rainbow lettering on a cereal box and a commercial acknowledging the existence of condoms.
I love watching losers lose.
