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Last time I ever…

Here’s a fun game for someone who likes lists. Given that my last novel is written entirely in lists, that’s me.

Maybe it’s you, too.

You can use my categories or create your own.

Last time I ever…

  • Drank a beer: Fall of 1990
  • Drank alcohol: October 12, 2019
  • Pole vaulted: May, 1988
  • DJ’d a wedding: October 20, 2019
  • Vomited: Spring, 2015, but before that, the summer of 1983
  • Used a recreational drug of any kind: Never
  • Arrested: April, 1991
  • Jailed: April, 1991
  • Naked onstage: Fall, 1992
  • Sung onstage: 2005
  • Punched someone: Summer, 2013
  • Played the bassoon: Spring, 1989
  • Attended a live sporting event: January 4, 2020
  • Rode in an ambulance: May 15, 2018
  • Flew on a plane: October, 2019
  • Kissed a woman: October 7, 2020
  • Kissed a man: Spring, 1991
  • Ate inside a restaurant: March 13, 2020
  • Threw a snowball: September 28, 2020
  • Performed onstage: February 29, 2020
  • Didn’t write a blog post: December 10, 2005
  • Stayed awake all night: Summer, 2019
  • Entered a gym: March 15, 2020
  • Drank coffee: Never