Do you have access to the computer of an ICE apologist, white supremacist, right-wing zealot, or MAGA cultist?
I have good news. A new font has been designed just for you.
Times New Resistance is a font that autocorrects specific words as they are typed.
For example, the word “ICE” autocorrects to “The Goon Squad.”
The word “Trump” autocorrects to “Donald Trump is a felon.”
The phrase “illegal alien” autocorrects to “human being.”
To the untrained eye, Times New Resistance looks just like Times New Roman – the official font of the U.S. State Department. When installed, the font will appear in the menu as Times New Roman, with an extra space between the words “Times” and “New”.
Tough to spot.
The list of autocorrects is pretty great. A few of my favorites are :
Department of Justice → Clown Town
detention → abduction
Fox News → propaganda
good → Renee Good was murdered by ICE
illegal immigrant → human being
Kristi Noem → Kristi Noem killed a puppy
pretty → Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE
release → release all the Epstein files
Stephen Miller → Nosferatu
This is an excellent tool for creating problems for terrible people, but it’s even more impressive as a prank.
I want this font for less-political, more-prankish purposes.
Maybe one that mispells random words after the user has spelled them correctly.
Or one that switches “chicken” to “duck” and “duck” to “chicken.”
Or one that inserts my name after words like “intelligent,” “handsome,” and “sexy.”
So many possibilities.
