Confessions of an Elmo addict
Ever since my daughter began watching Sesame Street, I’ve noticed a few things, including the following: 1. I have probably watched a total of three hours of Sesame Street in…
A rock and a hard place
I was playing basketball today with a bunch of guys much younger than me, including several kids from the local high school. There are times on the court when tempers…
Words of marital wisdom
Maria McBride, the wedding style director at Brides Magazine, describes the enchantment with the 10/10/10 wedding date as this: “You cross your fingers and hope it lasts a lifetime.” Therefore,…
What’s in your belly?
There is a bulletin board at my vet’s office with cards and notes from pet owners. It’s located adjacent to the checkout desk, so there are times when I can’t…
Bee and bride
I was fortunate enough to spend the afternoon serving as both minister and DJ for a couple’s wedding in Simsbury, Connecticut. The ceremony took place on a farm in the…
Small comforts
A friend of mine was telling me the story of a former college roommate and how absolutely awful she was. There were many stories illustrating her loathsomeness, but here’s the…
Resolution update: September 2010
In an effort to achieve my yearly goals, I post my monthly progress here. Below are my sixteen New Year’s resolutions and my progress thus far. 1. Lose seventeen more…
Speeding kills… road signs.
A couple years ago, I gave my wife a GPS for her birthday. We quickly switched it over to the British voice and named her Diana. Though Diana has proven…
Revenge is sweet, as long as it doesn’t harm Clara
It’s for reasons like this that I have purchased my daughter’s domain name.
Complicated parking
I don’t understand these Compact Car Only signs. Is it me, or did the phrase Compact Car cease to have any meaning since the mid-70’s? There are a few of…
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