Taunting my inadequacy
My daughter is constantly reaching into the night sky and asking if I can help her reach the stars. It was cute at first, but the metaphorical weight of the…
A man invites friends to a tool party. Hammers and saws demonstrated and sold in his living room. The response would be universal.
The difference between men and women: A buddy sends an invitation to me and a dozen other close friends inviting us to a party where he will be serving beer…
Resolution update: November 2011
With just one month left to complete my New Year’s resolutions, I have started crossing off those items that are complete. The following is my progress through November. 1. Lose…
Parasite onboard
The doctor reports that this is currently located in my wife’s womb. It’s due to come out in late May. We told Clara last night. She informed me that it’s…
Brand new gift idea for that needy boy named Sue.
This is the kind of gift that isn’t right for everyone, and it might not go over well with the boy’s parents, but here’s a possible holiday gift idea that…
Triceratops
My two-year old daughter can accurately identify a triceratops, and a poor facsimile at that. Perhaps that Dinosaur Train show isn’t as stupid as I had thought.
Observations from last night’s Moth StorySlam performance
I told a story at last night’s Moth StorySLAM in Manhattan. As always, I had an amazing time, and I actually learned a lot. Here are some of my observations…
Could someone please tell Michele Bachmann that whining about the source of your apology is not exactly Presidential
Over the past three years, I have been extremely critical of people who demand apologies, more so than I ever even realized. In February of 2010, I was critical of…
The Boogha Boogha Monster returns after more than two decades
When I was a kid, my brothers and sisters and I would often spend our evenings playing a game that we called Monster. I would be given a few minutes…
You get 40 points just for breathing
Someone please explain to me how a quarterback can fail to complete a single pass or do anything productive for his team and still have a rating of 39.6. Shouldn’t…
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