A lost wedding ring, an unfriendly receptionist and peeing in the wrong place
My morning started off well enough. I stepped on the scale and discovered that I was eight-tenths of a pound away from my goal weight. Considering this represented a 53…
Suggested revisions to religious services (and an offer to lead your congregation to happiness)
My wife and I brought our daughter to a blessedly brief children’s service a couple weeks ago during Rosh Hashanah. Granted I don’t have a lot of experience with these…
What apple?
When we weren’t looking, Clara ate the apple. The whole apple. This is all that was left. Are we bad parents?
Three suspect descriptors
In the past three days, I have been described in the following terms: When my wife and daughter pulled into the driveway last night to pick me up for dinner,…
Thoughts from my first Moth GrandSLAM
On Monday night, I had the honor of telling a story in The Moth GrandSLAM XXII as a result of winning a StorySLAM competition months earlier. It was an amazing…
The Moon sucks
My daughter is fascinated by the Moon. She thinks it is beautiful and precious. Little does she know what could have been.
Draw a Stickman: A waste of time well spent
I avoid most video games. I do not load games onto my phone. I have never even seen a Facebook game. As a kid, I spent hours playing the Atari…
Impressed. Briefly.
When my daughter was an infant, she rode in my car once. Since then, every ride has been in my wife’s car. No room for babies and car seats with…
Getting noticed
I was in the tandem drive-thru line at my local McDonald’s, having just ordered my Egg McMuffin and Diet Coke. A tandem drive-thru is one in which there are two…
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