If I ruled the world, here are 11 laws that I would immediately enact.
If I were ruler of the world, I would immediately enact the following laws to improve the quality of life for all of humankind: 1. Drivers who pull their cars…
If I were ruler of the world, I would immediately enact the following laws to improve the quality of life for all of humankind: 1. Drivers who pull their cars…
Brace yourselves for the greatest app recommendation that you may ever receive: Wakie, the world's first social alarm clock. The new app, available on iPhone and Android, replaces the generic alarm…
Sorry, LEGO. This fact is not fun in any way.
The capitalization of Do and Not is terrible. Of course. I despise random and inaccurate capitalization.The lack of punctuation is forgivable but still annoying as hell. But it's the existence of the…
This existed. It was real. You're welcome. “From such beginnings sprang the combat sport of clog fighting, or ‘purring’ as it was known in Lancashire. An illegal sport, purring involved two men…
Could someone please explain the restroom configuration to me? I stepped into the restroom, wondering if I should lock the door. I planned on using one of the urinals, so…
I'm often asked why storytelling has become so popular. Why do 500 or more people wrap around the block in hopes of getting inside a bookstore that can only hold…
Two old, Italian guys are sitting in a booth beside me at McDonald's. FIRST GUY: Leo, where were you? I thought you were going to take me to Avon today.SECOND GUY: I was.…
On Sunday, I had the joy of watching my latest musical, Sticks & Stones, performed at a summer camp in central Connecticut. It's the story of a group of middle…
On a recent episode of Marc Maron's WTF podcast, comedian Kurt Metzger explains how he evaluates a religion by asking three questions:How much does it cost?Does God do the killing…