Archive for January 2017
On rare and special occasions, darkness can breed such light. This is one such occasion.
It’s so uncommon for darkness to bring such light into the world, but I think this Volvo commercial does exactly that. I laughed out loud at this commercial, which is saying a lot.
Read MoreHow many phone numbers do you know?
The ubiquity of cell phones have caused people to stop memorizing phone numbers. Scroll through a list of names or start typing their first name and you can be calling a person in seconds. Many of my students don’t know a single phone number save the landline at their home (if they even have a…
Read MoreThe countdown begins…
In his first post-election interview with The New York Times, actor Alec Baldwin said that despite his contentious relationship with the president-elect, he does not “hate” Donald Trump. “I’m a performer, an actor that’s here doing a show. It’s a great part,” Baldwin said of his portrayal of Trump on Saturday Night Live. “I don’t hate…
Read MoreThis correction could only be found in a New York Times wedding announcement
I’m not a fan of the New York Times wedding announcements. Based upon some number crunching by The Atlantic, it’s clear that these announcements amount to lists of white people who graduated from Ivy League schools, work as Congressional staffers, and/or work as elite attorneys. Not exactly scintillating reading. Not exactly folks in need of…
Read MoreBest introduction ever
I find myself speaking on stages quite often these days. Prior to taking the stage, I am often introduced by a host of some sort, and the introductions are often quite lovely. Kind words, generous anecdotes, and long lists of accomplishments. It’s great to hear someone speak so highly about you in such a public…
Read MoreSome mistakes are larger than others
This might be the largest mistake in a publication ever. Numerically, at least.
Read MoreThis is the worst thing you can do to a storyteller
As a storyteller – and perhaps a human being – one of the worst things that can happen to me is for someone to doubt my story. I have stood on stages all over the world and shared some of the most difficult and painful moments of my life. Embarrassing situations. Despicable decisions. Immoral acts.…
Read MoreThings I Do #4: I drive like a teenager
When I am alone, I often drive with the windows down, the heat or AC blasting depending upon the season, and the music at full volume. Loud enough to make people stare. It might sound a bit juvenile, but I assure you that it’s also the best way to drive a car, and it is…
Read MoreIn defense of editors
I’m a big fan of editors. Copy editors. Proofreaders. Anyone willing to point out my stupidity, really, but editors in particular have gone a long way in preventing me from looking like a fool over the years.. Turns out that authors aren’t the only ones in need of editors from time to time.
Read MoreA small bit of marital advice
When your wife of the past ten years tells you that her birthday is January 6 and not January 7 as you believe, there should really be no further debate. You can safely assume that she knows her birthday, and therefore you should just shut up.
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