As a result of my outspoken opposition to Donald Trump, I am frequently attacked online by trolls who disagree with my positions.
When I say trolls, I don’t mean the people who support Trump and respond to me in thoughtful, measured ways. I’m talking about the people whose emails, Facebook messages, and tweets are laced with insults, hate, and meaningless stupidity.
For those folks, I’d like to offer a small bit of rhetorical advice:
When you respond to someone who you oppose or whose comments and opinions run counter to your own, don’t fire off a command that can easily be ignored or even laughed at and mocked. You end up looking weak, stupid, and lacking any foresight.
For example, if you tell me to “Move to Canada!” or “Shut your mouth!” I can simply reply, “No.”
Or…
“No, thanks.”
“Who made you King?”
“Make me.”
“You’ve obviously mistaken me for a robot.”
“Bite me.”
Issuing a command absent any authority to enforce it is rhetorically ineffectual and almost always backs you into a corner. What do you say after I respond with, “No?”
Yes?
Please?
Pretty please?
You probably change course, at which point I highlight your change of course and hang onto it like a dog to a bone, continually reminding you of your weakness and stupidity.
If you haven’t thought about the range of responses to your verbal assault, you’re not even playing the game. You might as well be poking the dirt with a stick.
Oh, and while you’re at it, the name calling is just as stupid. Snowflake, libtard, and cuck are all popular amongst the trolling knuckle draggers these days, but every time someone calls me one of these names, I can’t help but think, “Really? You called me a name? I stopped caring about names in middle school.”
Why waste time and energy on something so meaningless and ineffective? You’d be better off blowing soap bubbles in my general direction. They would do more damage than your stupid names.
Of course, the best part of these verbal attacks is the way I ignore them. No response is so much better than any response for these pathetic trolls, and this is what I do today. There was a time when I enjoyed firing back at these cretins, but I quickly learned that I have much better ways to spend my time.
Besides, ignore the trolls, and they remain trapped under their pitiful little bridges, unable to glimpse even a bit of the sunlight that I enjoy.
