Someone recently told me that “If you’re going to have a difficult life, it might as well be childhood, since it’s so short.”I disagree. It’s the percentage of life that is difficult…
For almost a year, my six year-old daughter, Clara, has been saving her allowance and birthday money for a dollhouse that she saw at Barnes & Noble one day. Clara receives…
As a teacher, it's not often that I say that I hate a kid.In fact, I can't remember a time in my adult life when I really despised a young…
I will never understand why adults count half-years when accounting for time.Yesterday I heard a person asked how long he was at a company. His response:"Eight and a half years."Eight…
A parental suggestion courtesy of my wife: Yesterday, with about half of our summer behind us, Elysha asked our six-year-old daughter to create a bucket list of summertime activities she…
Ashley Madison, the online affair facilitator with the slogan, "Life is Short. Have an Affair." was hacked this week. Hackers are threatening to release the personal information of its 37…
Republican Presidential candidate Scott Walker says that he doesn't know if being gay is a choice. I have a simple solution to this problem:He could simply ask any one of…
She's only six. I hope she can adhere to this advice in 20 years.
And if that wasn't enough, we have the extended cut with both verses:
