I can’t eat Pop Tarts anymore, even though I love them with all my heart.
I can’t buy a box of Pop Tarts because it’s impossible to eat just one bag. I have to eat the entire box in one sitting, and that’s not acceptable.
I can’t buy a single serving bag because its mere existence is too depressing.
Add to this the news that frosted Pop Tarts actually have fewer calories than unfrosted Pop Tarts.
I love frosted Pop Tarts. They’re my favorite.
This depresses me even more.
