The good folks at Hermès have created a black men’s crocodile top that retails for $91,500.
This may seem excessive, but I actually think the shirt is quite useful, for a few reasons:
- It instantly identifies a company that I will avoid doing business with for the rest of my life.
- It serves as the ultimate douchebag detector.
- It provides further evidence that exceedingly ugly things that cost an exceedingly large amount of money will be purchased by exceedingly materialistic people who desire exceedingly expensive status symbols.
