I invited Bill Clinton and Oprah to our wedding. Their response was not surprising.

Last week lesbian student Kirsten Bledsoe asked actress Mila Kunis to be her date for her college cotillion via YouTube.

She is still waiting for a response.

When Elysha and I got married in 2006, I sent a dozen invitations to famous athletes and celebrities.

Derek Jeter. Don Mattingly. Oprah. Tom Hanks. Bill and Hillary Clinton.

I didn’t expect any of these people to accept my invitation, but I was hoping that they would decline and send a gift.

None did.

I’m hoping that Kirsten Bledsoe has better luck.