“About 200 years ago, the lobster was regarded by most Americans as a filthy, bottom-feeding scavenger unfit for consumption by civilized people. Frequently ground up and used as fertilizer, the crustacean was, at best, poor people’s food. In fact, in some colonies, the lobster was the subject of laws—laws that forbade feeding it to prisoners more than once a week because that was “cruel and unusual” treatment.”
This is the opening paragraph of Josh Schonwald’s Slate piece, which discusses insects as a viable source of nutrition for humans. As someone who does not like lobster, I love this paragraph. The food that people are willing to pay six dollars a pound to eat, basically because it’s become scarce, was once considered unfit for human consumption because of the ease with which it could be acquired.
And probably because it’s disgusting.
No matter how much you might profess to love the taste of lobster, taste isn’t the only factor at work here. If lobster were as plentiful as it was two hundred years ago, it would cost a penny a pound, and you would be feeding it to your least favorite dog.
Should we be surprised?
Name another food that is almost always dipped in butter or slathered in mayo and pasted on a roll. If lobster were really so tasty, why the near-ubiquitous need for melted butter?
I love mentioning this fact to lobster lovers and watching their reactions. Some ignore my statement entirely, while others try to rationalize it by saying the way we prepare lobster today (dropping a living creature into a boiling pot of water) is different from how it was prepared two centuries ago, which changes the taste entirely.
For these folks, I have some unfortunate news:
It was previously believed that lobsters were incapable of feeling pain, which allowed chefs to drop them into a boiling pot of water while still alive without any moral conundrum.
New research shows this isn’t the case.
It turns out that not only do lobsters feel pain, but they can also learn to avoid it.
Unless, of course, you drop them into a pot of boiling water. Then there’s no avoiding the agony of death. Just a horrific boiling of flesh and eyes until the lobster is dead.
Bon appetite!
I have no problem with people eating lobster. While I don’t love lobster and haven’t eaten it in years, I’ve enjoyed it the few times I’ve actually eaten it.
Of course, I’m not pleased to learn that the animals can feel pain as they are boiled alive. But I’m even less pleased with how scarcity and price have changed the perception of lobster. This is not food that human beings inherently find appetizing. It is essentially an insect that crawls on the ocean floor and must be soaked in butter to be palatable.
Eat all the lobster you want, but please remember this was once an animal served to dogs and servants because people despised its taste and because it was cheap and plentiful.
At least acknowledge that you probably like lobster because you were told to like lobster, and you were told to like lobster because it costs a lot of money.
And it’s an effective conveyance vehicle for butter.
