Clint Eastwood’s Imaginary Friend was really his convenient friend
I wonder if Clinton will speak to an imaginary Clint Eastwood tonight at the Democratic National Convention. I doubt it. I’m guessing that Clinton knows the first rule of Imaginary…
Best race of 2012 without exception
Wouldn’t it be great if the Paralympics received the same amount of attention as the Olympics? Races like this are thrilling and inspiring beyond belief, yet so few of us…
I’m not afraid.
Gerascophobia is the fear of growing old. I would be consumed with gerascophobia if I was to ever accept that I was getting older, which I would never do because…
The Open and Close Eyes Game
My daughter has informed us that her infant brother’s favorite game is The Open and Close Eyes Game. “He’s playing it again, Daddy!” she shouts as Charlie sits in my…
Tickets prices and fatherhood are not the reasons that I see fewer movies today
TIME reports that “Last summer’s blockbuster movie season was considered a bust, with the fewest movie tickets sold at theaters since 1997. Despite recent hits such as “The Avengers” and…
Unnecessary repetition. Wasted opportunity.
I will never understand why songwriters repeat the first verse of a song as their third verse. Thankfully, it doesn’t happen often, but when it does, it can completely ruin…
A stinging barb and a hint of underwear were my undoing
I was waiting in line for a chicken sandwich at Wendy’s when the woman standing behind me said to me, “God, I’m sorry I even came here. These people are…
I could’ve been selling magic spells for years
I’m annoyed. I just learned that eBay is banning the sale of "metaphysical" goods such as spells, potions and other magical services. For years , people have apparently been selling…
Crying over spilled milk
My daughter informed me that she spilled her milk but wanted to clean it up herself. I rose to get her paper towels, but she said, “No, Daddy. I’ll do…
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