My wife thinks our son’s tiny feet are cute as hell.
She is not alone. Most women, and especially mothers, are surprisingly obsessed with baby feet. Charlie’s feet are often the first things that women ask to see when they meet my son for the first time. Women, including some I did not know, have even professed a disturbing desire to devour my son’s feet on more than one occasion.
While I find Charlie’s feet perfectly acceptable, I do not find them uncommonly cute in any way.
They’re feet.
However, our cat seems to be siding with the ladies when it comes to Charlie’s feet.
