THIS COULD HAPPEN, TOM.
I believe that the degree to which you find this funny says a lot about you. I think it’s hilarious. I really, really, really want to pull this prank on…
I believe that the degree to which you find this funny says a lot about you. I think it’s hilarious. I really, really, really want to pull this prank on…
A reader forwarded me a story along with this message: It’s as if one of your characters leapt from the page and entered real life. I agree. In fact, I…
“Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.”- Horace Mann, address at Antioch College, 1859 It doesn't trump my favorite quote: “Don't say you don't have…
Last night the cat puked twice: Once on the chair and once on the floor. I rose from my chair to begin the cleaning process when Elysha stopped me in…
As I drove down the street adjacent to my own yesterday afternoon, a car pulled out of a side street into the path of my car, forcing me into the…
While I enjoy celebrating my birthday very much, am I the only person who also experiences a deep sadness in celebrating a birthday after you mother has passed away? More…
I turned forty today. My wife surprised me with a birthday party on Saturday that I enjoyed very much. A few of my buddies took me to a heated driving…
Sarah Palin said: "I want the mainstream media, and I've said this for a couple of years now, I want to help 'em. I want—I have a journalism degree, that…
Outstanding advice from From The Oatmeal’s Valentines Day cartoon:__________________________________ If Valentines Day really means so little to you, then I politely ask you to shut the hell up and treat…