Archive for October 2011
500 years ago was not that appealing
You have to wonder what someone from the fourteenth or fifteenth century might think if he was to discover that people in the twenty-first century were spending their weekends at outdoor fairs designed to recreate the spirit of the Renaissance. Sure, it was a time of enlightenment, but it was also the time of the…
Read MoreMartin Cooper kicked Alexander Graham Bell’s ass
One of my favorite people in all of human history is Martin Cooper. Ever heard of him? Cooper was a member of the Motorola team that invented the first cellular telephone back in 1973. While I am immensely appreciative of the convenience and joy that my iPhone provides on a daily basis, it is not…
Read MoreWhat the hell was that supposed to mean?
In searching for a story that would fit The Moth’s GrandSlam topic Deal Breakers, I asked a few of my friends to suggest a possible story idea or a general direction. One of my friends suggested this: “…your ability to break the social contract by arguing and fighting with the general population.” This suggestion was…
Read MoreEerily accurate…
So I guess it wasn’t so unexpected after all.
Read MoreI would not have handled this situation nearly as well
For those of you not following the publishing industry closely, this is a good and amusing summary of the recent debacle involving the National Book Awards. I must admit: Had this happened to me, I would have acted with considerably less dignity. Perhaps no dignity at all. Kudos to you, Lauren Myracle.
Read MoreIt’s 6:00 on a Saturday morning. Are you awake?
It’s Saturday morning. I am sitting at my computer, writing. It’s 6:00 AM. I have awake for more than an hour. The dog has been walked. The dishwasher has been emptied. I have been pounding away on the keyboard for quite a while. Currently, I am reading and responding to work emails that I did…
Read MoreNot nice
My daughter has begun to demonstrate some of the defiance that is common in toddlers her age. One of the ways this manifests is in her rejection of all things, regardless of how appealing they may actually be. Other times, however, it would appear that she is simply being herself. When we ask her what…
Read MoreI couldn’t read the word “the”
I don’t know what I was thinking. When I asked my sister to write this blog with me, I didn’t expect every entry to be an attempt to embarrass or humiliate me. This entry is posted over on our brother-sister blog, but it seemed especially fitting to post it here as well, since it pertains…
Read MoreFuture writer? Or perhaps an editor?
Please note my daughter’s brevity (her name is Clara). If there is a fire, she is going to get the hell out for sure. Her sentences are admirable as well. Clear, active and specific. More than I can say for some of her Daddy’s sentences.
Read MoreMaybe this preschool is worth the cost after all…
Could your child’s preschool teacher send a better photograph than this? It was probably staged…
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