Football in every direction
While sitting in the seats of Gillette Stadium yesterday, watching the Patriots defeat the Chargers, I had the following options viewing available to me: 1. Watch the game on the…
This is the best they could do?
Professional Building? Seriously? They couldn’t name the building after someone slightly deserving? Just for the hell of it? A former President perhaps? A war hero? An Eagle Scout? A suffragette?…
Hopefully there’s more to his marketing strategy than this
Does Reno really think he’s going to generate business with this advertising strategy? Is he wondering why the business card he tacked into the corkboard above the urinal at the…
Gay fraternal lovers?
The photographer at last night’s wedding asked my DJ partner if he and I were brothers. We get this a lot. My partner is just a lesser version of me.…
Chew-chew-chew
There are tree-chewing beavers on my daughter’s favorite television show, Peep and the Big Wide World. Apparently they have made a big impression on her.
Shortcomings and Flaws: 2011
A reader recently accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to salary, my…
Grocery stores and courthouses: Excellent places for first dates
Someone on Twitter recently asked for first date ideas, and it got me thinking about some of the first date staples from my youth. Two in particular. When I was…
Dodging sleep at an early age
From an article in the Times on napping in children: Dr. Jenni was one of the authors of a large study, published in 2003 in the journal Pediatrics, which measured…
Dinner will never be so fun again!
One of my friends is yearning for the day when her son will sit still in a restaurant and finally eat like a regular human being. It will happen sooner…
