Three decisions that simplified my life
1. I've never had a cup of coffee in my life, choosing to avoid the rigmarole, excessive accouterments and early morning addictions that plague coffee drinkers. 2. In 1990, I stopped thinking…
Game show cruelty
In the Columbian version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, the audience often answers incorrectly when the contestant uses the Ask the Audience lifeline. Just to be jerks. My…
Sometimes the obvious should be obvious
I love basketball, almost as much as golf, but I am plagued by one reoccurring question: How long did it take Naismith to figure out that the game would be…
Not every honor is an honor
In the event that I lead a nation through its infancy or command an army of rebels against overwhelming imperial forces, please don’t name a structure like the George Washington…
I punched a guy in the gut. Maybe a little lower than the gut.
I broke up a fight in a parking lot of the gym this morning. Actually, all I really did was stop one guy from beating the hell out of another…
Crazy knows what crazy does
A man was recording what appeared to be a disjointed, ranting, nearly unintelligible video outside of 7-11 this afternoon. I have seen this man at the 7-11 before, filming on…
Sometimes you’re wrong, and sometimes you’re REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WRONG.
I’m an independent, but if I were a Republican, I’d demand a new news network immediately. Fox is a constant embarrassment to conservatives everywhere.
Your attempt at deflection simply reiterates your original ignorance, Mrs. Palin.
I try not to get too political on this blog, but when it comes to Sarah Palin, it’s rarely about politics and more about common sense. In a Fox News…
Serious customers
There was a woman at the gym today, about eight months pregnant, lifting free weights. While I was impressed with her moxie and determination, I also thought, “There is a …
Improving Ice Road Truckers
Ice Road Truckers would have been a much better show if just one truck had crashed through the ice just once. Just one catastrophic accident and I would have been…
