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25 Things

My friend, Kate, sent me a note entitled 25 Things via Facebook. Included was a list of 25 random facts pertaining to her with a request for me to reciprocate.

I did, and I thought I’d post the list here as well.

It occurs to me that some of these items would make for a good story someday.

1. I once owned a pet raccoon.

2. I haven’t thrown up since 1983 on the Music Express at the now-defunct Rocky Point Amusement Park.

3. I once lived in my car for about six weeks before being taken in by a family of Jehovah’s Witnesses and sharing a room with their pet goat.

4. My favorite author is Kurt Vonnegut.

5. I cannot touch cotton balls without getting the heebie-jeebies.

6. I was once unknowingly fed my pet rabbit by a girlfriend’s father.

7. I started writing my first novel while on vacation in Boca Raton, Florida.

8. I have died twice before being revived both times by paramedics. No white light either time.

9. Despite my many injuries, I have never been bruised.

10. I asked my wife to marry me at the top of the staircase in Grand Central with more than two dozen friends and family secretly looking on.

11. I’m left-handed but play many sports right-handed or with both hands.

12. I grew up outside of Boston but am a Yankees fan because I hated my stepfather, who was a diehard Sox fan.

13. I am a wedding DJ and non-religious minister who marries couples and performs baby naming ceremonies.

14. I have entered four lip sync contests in my life and placed first, second, third, and last.

15. As a member of my high school’s championship marching band, I marched in the Rose Bowl and Macy’s Day Thanksgiving Parade.

16. I was a state champion pole vaulter in high school.

17. I was once lost in the White Mountains of New Hampshire for almost two days.

18. I am afraid of hypodermic needles.

19. I grew up on a horse farm until my parents divorced.

20. My favorite food is ice cream cake, followed closely by hot dogs.

j 21. I was robbed at gunpoint and knifepoint on two separate occasions.

22. I worked as a McDonald’s manager throughout high school and college.

23. My wife and I teach in the same elementary school, two doors down from one another.

24. Field of Dreams still makes me cry.

25. I was once suspended from school for “inciting riot upon myself.”