Three packages arrived last week. Only one was creepy and sexually inappropriate.
On Friday the first copy of MEMOIRS OF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND arrived at my door, wrapped beautifully and accompanied by a note from my editor. It was the kind of…
You can heretofore refer to me as Lord Matthew J. Dicks if you would like, because I am an actual Lord. Seriously.
It should be hereby known, with all sincerity, what I am a Lord of the Principality of Sealand and can be referred to as such if you would like. Lord…