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People who purchase and use amateur fireworks lack intelligence and do not value their fingers appropriately.
This unfair assumption may have more to do with my fear of exploding objects, the typically unimpressive nature of amateur fireworks and the frequency at which amateur fireworks and alcohol are combined, but I don’t think so.

Unfairly or not, I tend to think that people who are launching amateur fireworks in their backyards are morons.

Here’s a bit of visual evidence to prove my point:

You can find all of my unfair assumptions here.